Somebody please help Heidi Montag
Somebody really needs to help Heidi Montag, as it appears that she's suffering from a serious hand flailing condition. Perhaps it's an early case of rheumatoid arthritis, but I have a feeling she's trying to replicate the Diva Hands condition that such singers as Mariah Carey, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all seem to suffer from.
Case in point, Heidi's video for her new song, which appears to be titled, "Roll Around On The Beach" from what I can tell from the video. While her vocal style seem to be heavily influenced by such musical power houses as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Hillary Duff, her showmanship needs some serious work.
In this video, so carefully directed by her fiance, Spencer Twat, Heidi tries her best to squat in the sand, roll in the waves, and sing atop some rocks with natural grace, yet her erratic hand movements really take away from the essence of this song. It's a shame, really.
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i'm thankful i have no clue who heidi montag is!
[this is horrific]
imagine all they could have done if they'd had more than $20 for their budget.
or to quote Elaine from Seinfeld
"fake, fake, fake, fake, fake."
...is he really called Spencer Twat? That is beyond brilliant.