If Only I Had Known About This Earlier....

Dec 19, 2006 at 6:05 PM
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It's a Book!!

Well gosh darn it.

Had I only known about this book at Oliver Bonas,

I could have saved myself a lot of deep thoughts ~~and~~

~~from the wrath of a lot of angry women.~~

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One of the few perks of being male, I will never have to worry about being a doormat.

Errrrrm...What?

I'm trying to repress my immediate reaction to go off on one, but I actually know PLENTY of men that allow themselves to be treated like doormats.

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When you've finished with it, may I borrow it, please?

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I wasn't aware that was something I, as a woman, needed to be worried about.

Then perhaps the title of the book should be "how not to be a desperate housewife/husband instead" :P

Of course, I forgot my place, only men can be sexist, and i should have known that any small atempt of mine to think otherwise, or even be missinterpreted as politicaly incorect, would be met with open hostility.

Or perhaps "How Everyone Can Stop Being So Twatish" written by your's truly...More commonly used to beat people over the head, than used for reading.

That might actualy work, and even if it didn't, the though of you running around with large pink book with the yellow letters "How Everyone Can Stop Being So Twatish" is pretty funny. :D

Then you're going to love when both she and I are running around in the shirts!!

CupCate: I'm expecting them to be delivered today or tomorrow!! I'm hoping to ship yours on Friday.

Woah.

I think I've known just as many male doormats as female doormats.

In fact I've even seen a doormat that says

"Hi. I'm Mat."

oh shit I think I killed your blog.

sorry dollface! :(

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Lol, no you didn't. I just haven't posted in about 2 weeks..until now :)

If Only I Had Known About This Earlier....

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