"Clean up your wiener poopie or Jesus gets it!"
If you haven't heard about the tragedy of Jesus and the Wiener Poopie, I suggest you watch this video. Be prepared, though. It's a tear jerker. This woman thought her statue of Jesus was safe on her front yard, but NO. Someone STOLE JESUS. They STOLE HIM and wrote a RANSOM note for Jesus, claiming this woman had disrespected their yard with some wiener poopie:
The woman, Jean, is smarter than the Jesus-scatchers thought, however, as she reckons it's a kid that wrote the carefully scripted ransom note. Why? They happened to draw little lines by Jesus' name and Jean explains that "no adult would take the time to do that...and 'wiener poopie'? My gosh." See? That Jean is on it. I would have thought the fancy circles above their "i"'s were a clear giveaway."We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your weiners for long walks without picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly. So please, clean up all the wiener poopie if want to see Jesus unharmed."
[via Dooce]
Comments
So if you say clean up your dog shit that makes you an adult? Just curious.
AHAAHAHAHAHAHHA.