"...But I got a Masters Degree in gettin' played by men."

Apr 18, 2007 at 7:52 PM
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This is THE! BEST! THING! I've seen in a very, very long time.

For those of you who are offended by words such as "Penis", or "Vagina", or people talking about sex in a very frank way...or phrases such as "they penis is on fire" I highly recommend that you do not watch this video.

Just don't do it. For your sake and mine.

However, if you'd like to embark on the journey that is the Alexyss Tylor Show, and enjoy her discussions about men, 'they penises', and her theories on women, sex and relationships...please turn up your volume (or put on headphones if you're at work), and press play.

It's magical.

"Hooked on they penis power"

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I just saw this this morning on Fark.

Good lord people, head CupCate's warning: it is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

I wish I could use some of what she says for some catch-phrase-ology...but I would sound retarded. :)

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This explains SO MUCH.

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Just WOW!

OMG... I just got to the part about Long John Silvers. THAT IS HILARIOUS!

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ouch......I'll spend the $2.99......Power to the Vagina

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well... okay then!

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THIS ROCKS!

I ain't got no Master's degree in gettin' played by men, but I definitely been studying hard fo' it.

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My mind ain't no good cuz the penis done ejaculated all over the brain.

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I am stunned into silence!

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I rather enjoyed the spanking part.

Is it me or did it seem like the "something" that the woman on the left learned today was the existence of the Rabbit?

What I learned: So long as I'm already sexcually submissive - by choice, and don't say the player's name, I'm alll good.

"hitting the walls" and "working the middle." ha! great one!

What happened to people beeing open and honest with one another? I mean damn, wouldn't sex be GREAT if people were honest about what they were getting out of sex? How about relationships over all. If that woman with the man providing for kids that aren't his lent him some much needed information, then she wouldn't leave herself open to becoming addicted to someone who takes the time out to learn that stuff. For some though dick ain't it. For some it's the oral gradification, and she didn't say anything about that. . . . . Interesting though, very interesting.

That laugh at the end? Nightmares!
I better get pray'd up!

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I loved this! And after all that explicit yet informative talk, we close with a reminder to stay strong in the Lord. lol.

"hitting the walls and working the hole"

Fanstastic stuff :D

PENUS?

PENUS?

I'm going to find wine. A good, healthy, strong wine...

She was clearly raised by pimps.

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I'll take "...a side order of penis" please

"because the man that is living to ejaculate is in a predator mode."

i cannot believe that woman said hitting the sides and working the middle.

she's also wrong. not every woman has a g spot. and the only reason an internal orgasm is an orgasm is because it stimulates the clirtoris from the inside. there is not anything on the inside of a woman's vagina that can actually have an orgasm without a clit being there for it to stimulate. but you know that.

i died laughing when she said "he'll fill your mouth with sperm, he'll fill your rectum with sperm."

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I am speechless...WOW. I learned so much today!! ;-)

Did she say...cum freak?

~ :-O

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Wow, that was just fantastic! I myself have been under the influence of the penis power, but never knew what to call it.

Alexyss Tyler, thank you for putting a name to my dysfunction.

That is just f'in awesome. Vagina power.

I think she's confused.

Respect the Cock, ladies.

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Oh my god. Brilliant! She should teach a class.

This is your next song, Sara.

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"The penis is all up in the vagina"

I swear I'm crying with laughter.

She had some good points, like there are men out there who play on a woman's emotional needs being connected to their sexual and how to have more respect for your mind and body more than giving it up to those predators.

I like her accent and slang, "they penises" - that was funny, but if she would have spoke more clearly, not in one giant run-on sentence, maybe some of the things she said would have made more sense to me. I've heard the same things she said before, from other women in the feminist arena, and the way she said it just annoyed me.

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Bless her heart. That was fucking fantastic. She is so completely comfortable.

"It's radiating through the clothes. The penis is on fire!"

I'm inspired. Seriously.

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Oh my good god...that was classic. This reminds me of when I got married in Jamaica. We had to have a pre-marriage meeting with Reverend Ebanks-a very nice Jamaican Reverend-he talked to us for a good 45 minutes about sex and told us that once we were married we could do whatever we wanted behind closed doors as long as it STAYS in the bedroom. We could be animals but as long as it remains behind closed doors. All of this from a reverend with a Jamaican accent-CLASSIC.

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Okay, everybody!!!! I have a theme song for this video
on pussy power!! Itz called "Close Ur Legs" to hear it go to
www.myspace.com/bamaz. It so fits this video...hillarious

******here lies freakquency*******

1984~2007

she lived a short, but happy life
fulfilled with hilarious moments.
She died doing what she loved: Laughing her azz off.

May she rest in peace.

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This was awesome!!! That lady is my hero.

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OMG this is amazing. So so many quotable phrases.

And ladies and gentlemen who can't get enough of this woman, she has a website, with more video clips.

I also LOVE the last 5 seconds of this video...the other woman's face and her chair groovin'. This is cable access TV at it's finest!

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Oh.

My.

God.

I think I have a found a new religion.

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i...er....well...that is...uh...yeah.

"...But I got a Masters Degree in gettin' played by men."

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