I heard this when it was actually live on Galaxy.. It made me late for work - I had to wait and listen to the end. Haha. Absolutely HILARIOUS - she totally didn't know what to do. I wonder if she'll try sue them?
(is it sad that my first thought was that i love the way brits speak? i know, total cliche, but i love all the different accents. was the one woman from Leicester? she seemed to have a bit of that drawl.)
This is very funny. It is also way beyond my cruelty level - I cannot help but feel she is as well out of the relationship as she is.
Even if she was caught giving her boss a blow-job (and that is not a given - it happened at the Office Party, for the love of god. We all know the facts - things that happen at the Office Party are not necessarily things that would happen outside the Office Party!) he does not appear to have checked it. Four years of a relationship with the love of his life and he dumps her, publicly, on the say-so of the girlfriend of a friend - without checking? Green-eyed jealousy - he said it himself.
I love the way the music is the same as for Our Tune, which (for those who are not old enough or British enough) was Simon Bates' ode to relationships. Every morning, Radio 1, at 11am. Usually much better than this one turned out to be.
Death of a relationship as enterainment - somehow, although it made me laugh, it also made me feel - dirty.
This is Hilarious, and well deserved I think, if it was reversed and the guy had been found cheating, no one would have had an issue! And I'm sure the radio station checked out the story first, to avoid getting sued!!
Reminds me of the steve penk show he'd do wind ups like this and even played a prank on Tony Blair!
Actually even if it had been a guy they called up, I'd think it was a cruel show. I'm not even taking into consideration that Danny Dumps didn't have his facts straight - let's say she WAS cheating. Does that mean she deserved to be well and truly publicly humiliated? Does anyone? Dumped, yes, but that cruelly? She made a mistake, that's all. If this is what we call entertainment, I think that's pretty sad.
And also, I can't help but think her boyfriend isn't entirely faultless. Instead of confronting her about the affair and dumping her privately like an adult, he chose to have someone else do it for him in a way that guaranteed her humiliation. Would you date a guy with that much of a thirst for vengeance? I wouldn't.
If it were not true, I think she would have had a different reaction than silence and "gah, argh, whaaaa". Or called back or written a letter, or sued them...Whatever.
It's for a laugh, at someone else's expense. Yup, it's mean. Yup, it's cruel. Yup, I still think it's fucking hilarious. Yup, I'm a big meanie with no soul.
Yeah, forget about her oral indiscretion--I think she showed her true colours when the first words out of her mouth were "how much is it worth"? You could practically hear the ka-ching sound in her head.
Bookmole: Where do you have your office parties?! Listen, if my wife came home and said told me she did this, but said, "Sorry, but you know office parties. What happens there is different." I'm not sure that argument would hold much water with me. In fact, I know it wouldn't.
Besides, I know people make mistakes. The issue I have is her apparently entire lack of guilt over the whole thing. Anyone can make a mistake. Good people have the decency to not revel in it.
Oh, dear LORD! The woman's "uh... uh..." sounds are priceless. I imagine the only reason she stayed on the line was because she was hoping the joke would have a good ending. Ouch.
As a woman, I feel like she got what she deserved -- "the fairer sex" always gets the breaks in society when it comes to these things, when honestly, most women are becoming just as bad as men are in the infidelity department.
I totally want "dirty little tart" on a shirt. I'm showing this to bustedtees to see if they'll make a shirt. If we can all get this thing to go viral (youtube, anyone?), I'm pretty sure we could get it to happen.
Maybe I'm cynical...but I'm not buying it. I've stopped believing in these radio skits after hearing the same "call" played on 2 different stations a few months apart. Both DJs acted like it was a live phone call...sheesh...I sure know how to be the Davey Downer of a partay...huh?
You people really are warped. Based on the angry boyfriend's side of a story you are ready to hold this girl up for public ridicule. Look in the mirror and spit you depraved bunch of creeps. Even if it is all true, I thought the Scarlet Letter went out with the Pilgrims. Pricks.
It would have been better for him to talk to her first I think - there are two sides to every story and it certainly sounds from her response that was the case. Still she sounded more interested in the ring and how much it was worth - than she did in the fact that he was going to propose! Who knows the truth?
Nevermind the 6 minutes of humiliation that she had.. what about the humiliation of finding out [second hand] that your fiance had an affair with the boss and that you were the laughing stock of the office.
Clearly these people that dont think its right haven't been cheated on or humiliated before in a relationship, or perhaps you think its ok to cheat? I say good on him for doing that, too many people in this world get away with shit like this.
Besides anything... its a radio show, and probably staged anyway.
Nikki, with all due respect what kind of a mistake do call infiedlity? What she accidentally tripped and her face landed on his penis!? The boyfriend had suspected something for a while so this was no drunken one night stand. She clearly had a thing for her boss for some time.
However, that notwithstanding I am a little sceptical. Would a radio dj - even one 'far out' - risk a person's humiliation, his career and his station being sued on the basis of a letter he had received. What if the boyfriend had been conned and there was no BJ incident? Go a step further and we have no idea that the letter was written by the boyfriend at all. It could have been written by an unknown to set them both up. Far safer for the dj to stage the whole setup for entertainment.
Oh my word, you fools, this is the biggest piece of fake staged local-tinpot radio stunt i've ever heard in my life.
It's so obvious, her conversation was too regimented, more woodenly scripted than a bad school play! As for the DJ, he couldn't have hammed this up any more. When will these "going nowhere" DJ's realise they are destined for hospital radio cause they can't think of their own ideas!
Just found your site and listened to the cheating topic and only one thing to say...........what goes around comes around...............just like my ex from Hull........glad to say not all you Yorkshire lads are as cheating as he was......
She deserved it. It takes so more for a guy to invest emotionally into a woman to the point where he makes himself vulnerable. And she'd have had no problem continuing her betrayal because she showed no remorse at all.
I'd likely have taken it further - mabye throwing all of her stuff on the street and painting a red 'A' on the side of her car.
For one thing it must be a hard decision for him to end a four year relationship based on the indiscretion - we look at this as a 5 min funny but theres a lot of pain and heartache behind this. It may be a decision he regrets. However you also have to look at the fact that she chose to give her boss oral pleasure and was quite happy go along as though nothing had happened - and lets face it, it probably wasn't a one off. She claims that he's the love of her life yet she's willing to cheat on him and put their relationship on the line. The fact that she knew it was a joke in the office that was really at his expense means she deserved everything she got - trust me if my mrs had done that to me this would be just vengence act 1 of many. The fact that she was stunned that he'd found out rather than try and deny the allegations - proves shes as guilty as hell.
As for the broadcast being a fake you have to take into account that in Britain she would barely have a leg to stand on trying to take the station to court. The assistant talks about talking to all involved so they've clearly verified the story. This is bonafide and extremely funny.
hi i just to this email from my mother in law it was about when a woman was meant to be getting engaged and she didnt know bout it till you rang her asking for her ring size then you told her that she was dumped. Well good on you and the bloke who was dumping her the dirty little scubber you should of name and shames the married man as well for doing it as it take to to tango cus if my husband ever done something like like i would want to know about it and its not just woman who do things like it too as far as iam am concerned they have no respect for them selves of there partners. loved it will listen again will be marking it as a favourite xx
This says a whole lot more about her boyfriend than her. That is a barbaric piece of radio and is on the sort of cruel intellectual level a 6 year old might have.
holy shit!! my friend sent me the link, the shame!! u cud actually hear her looking 4 something to justify it, but she didn't!! o the shame, that is the best revenge ever!!
i did wonder whether it may or may not be true because she sounded so genuinely happy, but to repeat half the commenters on here: HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?!
What, so being at the Office Party makes cheating okay? Heck, if my husband cheated on me at the office party I'd be mightily pissed to. And you know what? I'd go straight to the radio, or other most humiliating option there is (then again, I'm a cold-hearted bitch). I wouldn't blame my husband either if I cheated and he did that.
Remember that it's upsetting and humiliating enough to be cheated on, but even more so, I can only imagine, when the person is cheating with someone in the office. Rumours and gossip fly and that's probably the worst feeling in the world.
She wanted to be a careless tart and she did so. And she got what she deserved.
Sorry, I lost ANY speck of sympathy I might have had for her the minute she asked how much the ring was worth.
I think this is a genious and very intellectual way of making someone suffer, letting thousands into your life and completely humiliating them enough so they cannot say a word in their defence. Entertainment worthy of someone else's expense.
They say revenge is sweet, can you imagine what the ramifications would have been if a mobile phone picture had been taken, The boss would not only have had a blow job, he would have had a blow back as well. It seems she, and the boss
i agree she deserved that sort of humiliation,thats what she put her man through when she decided to polish the bosses stack hat,all cheating partners should be publicly humiliated so the next person doesnt go through
It's a shame to know that you can come so close to making the decision of your life with the one person you love and ask her hand in marriage and yet, such an act by her seemed so be so trivial and then, still look forward to getting married. We are all responsible for what happens to us and our environment. I hope she has just learned that for the few minutes it took it destroyed a lifetime. And for the married boss, he's not better. I wonder what they will be thinking in their old age when they look back at their life. A sad state of affairs!!
Bluddy brilliant!! Im glad the little tart was humiliated so badly on radio, and as for the comment: how much is it worth, that says it all, someone should tell the bosses wife too!!
For me, the clinker was "HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?" and she reserves her "Oh My God, I'm so Excited!" Until AFTER she hears it is worth 2,000GBP. HOW OBNOXIOUS!
I fink dis is da funniest thin i av listen 2 in a long time the dirty little tart deserves it i dnt think it cruel i think it spot on cheater's deserve everything comin 4 dem women
You're on a roll! Look at you! Yes. DULL. Dull dimwitted cunt. But you couldn't write "cunt". So you had to throw a period in there. Are you at work when you do this? Have to avoid the ol profanity filters?
Why would someone from Britain say "period" ? We'd never say that, we'd say "full stop". And why ask me so many questions and then block me from replying, Sevillabrains.
I love love love this!! I like how he says, "the whole of Yorkshire knows about it...!" but, really, I know about it, and I'm in New Mexico!! A local station used to do something similar to this, they called it "cheater's hotel" where they would offer the suspected cheater a weekend fling in Vegas, and ask what name to put on the gift basket- of course the guilty would fess up the name of their lover. It was hilarious and heartbreaking to listen to, and I think they stopped doing it because it was so disheartening. It's hard to believe that people are as promiscuous as they are...
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"Wot?"
I am CRYING AND HOWLING. Her "ahh" "oooh"..."ack"
...she's a dirty little tart.
yeah, i second Leenda. wow. just... wow.
(is it sad that my first thought was that i love the way brits speak? i know, total cliche, but i love all the different accents. was the one woman from Leicester? she seemed to have a bit of that drawl.)
OMG that was great. BUS-TED!
Danny Dumps has a very similar accent to my friend from Hull, which of course makes sense since it's in/near Yorkshire. loov et.
That might be the best i've ever heard.
perhaps another shirt? "Everyone knows I'm a dirty little tart"
of course, I'd wear it hoping to score some superficial play dates.
I hope to God she really was caught blowing her boss, and that it wasn't some cruel rumour...
hearing her say "wot?" = priceless!!!
LMAO
Did she say "How much is it worth?" at one point there?
I hope her fiancee checked out the facts first. Oooh, I wonder if she can sue them?
Dirty little tart - I love it.
Even if she was caught giving her boss a blow-job (and that is not a given - it happened at the Office Party, for the love of god. We all know the facts - things that happen at the Office Party are not necessarily things that would happen outside the Office Party!) he does not appear to have checked it. Four years of a relationship with the love of his life and he dumps her, publicly, on the say-so of the girlfriend of a friend - without checking? Green-eyed jealousy - he said it himself.
I love the way the music is the same as for Our Tune, which (for those who are not old enough or British enough) was Simon Bates' ode to relationships. Every morning, Radio 1, at 11am. Usually much better than this one turned out to be.
Death of a relationship as enterainment - somehow, although it made me laugh, it also made me feel - dirty.
This is Hilarious, and well deserved I think, if it was reversed and the guy had been found cheating, no one would have had an issue! And I'm sure the radio station checked out the story first, to avoid getting sued!!
Reminds me of the steve penk show he'd do wind ups like this and even played a prank on Tony Blair!
And also, I can't help but think her boyfriend isn't entirely faultless. Instead of confronting her about the affair and dumping her privately like an adult, he chose to have someone else do it for him in a way that guaranteed her humiliation. Would you date a guy with that much of a thirst for vengeance? I wouldn't.
*shrugs* But to each his own, I suppose.
If it were not true, I think she would have had a different reaction than silence and "gah, argh, whaaaa". Or called back or written a letter, or sued them...Whatever.
It's for a laugh, at someone else's expense. Yup, it's mean. Yup, it's cruel. Yup, I still think it's fucking hilarious. Yup, I'm a big meanie with no soul.
"HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?!!?"
I forgot about that.... "Ya Dirty Little Tart!!"
ROFLMAO
Bookmole: Where do you have your office parties?! Listen, if my wife came home and said told me she did this, but said, "Sorry, but you know office parties. What happens there is different." I'm not sure that argument would hold much water with me. In fact, I know it wouldn't.
Besides, I know people make mistakes. The issue I have is her apparently entire lack of guilt over the whole thing. Anyone can make a mistake. Good people have the decency to not revel in it.
I totally want "dirty little tart" on a shirt. I'm showing this to bustedtees to see if they'll make a shirt. If we can all get this thing to go viral (youtube, anyone?), I'm pretty sure we could get it to happen.
The very best kind of revenge!
I can't wait to call someone a dirty little tart. Ha! Thank goodness the fella found out before he got down on one knee.
Oh my god! That was awesome...
The dirty tramp! What a ho, she deserved that.
We're all surely going to hell and should feel horrible and disgusting and dirty for laughing at that poor DIRTY LITTLE TART.
It would have been better for him to talk to her first I think - there are two sides to every story and it certainly sounds from her response that was the case. Still she sounded more interested in the ring and how much it was worth - than she did in the fact that he was going to propose! Who knows the truth?
It appears that a few people need to read "Stranger In A Strange Land"... ALL humor is based on another's suffering. ALL of it!
Take a pill, peeps.
I didn't realize the shirt idea was catching on. Perhaps it will be my weekend project.
Nevermind the 6 minutes of humiliation that she had.. what about the humiliation of finding out [second hand] that your fiance had an affair with the boss and that you were the laughing stock of the office.
Clearly these people that dont think its right haven't been cheated on or humiliated before in a relationship, or perhaps you think its ok to cheat? I say good on him for doing that, too many people in this world get away with shit like this.
Besides anything... its a radio show, and probably staged anyway.
Nikki, with all due respect what kind of a mistake do call infiedlity? What she accidentally tripped and her face landed on his penis!? The boyfriend had suspected something for a while so this was no drunken one night stand. She clearly had a thing for her boss for some time.
However, that notwithstanding I am a little sceptical. Would a radio dj - even one 'far out' - risk a person's humiliation, his career and his station being sued on the basis of a letter he had received. What if the boyfriend had been conned and there was no BJ incident? Go a step further and we have no idea that the letter was written by the boyfriend at all. It could have been written by an unknown to set them both up. Far safer for the dj to stage the whole setup for entertainment.
But whatever, it's still funny :)
I'm inclined to agree with you that the entire thing was set up. Either way I don't think it's funny. *shrugs* Different strokes.
Oh my word, you fools, this is the biggest piece of fake staged local-tinpot radio stunt i've ever heard in my life.
It's so obvious, her conversation was too regimented, more woodenly scripted than a bad school play! As for the DJ, he couldn't have hammed this up any more. When will these "going nowhere" DJ's realise they are destined for hospital radio cause they can't think of their own ideas!
this is very evil.
She was in the wrong - maybe.
Did he check the facts carefully.
hasn't got the guts to do it in person.
and it should be just between them. Not half the damn county and now a huge proportion of the UK cos it is linked all over the web.
Badly done. Cruel and wicked.
Absolutely stunning Sack the "Tart" they all deserve what they get I would have done exactly the same,
Right On Danny.
Absolutely stunning Sack the "Tart" they all deserve what they get I would have done exactly the same,
Right On Danny.
She deserved it. It takes so more for a guy to invest emotionally into a woman to the point where he makes himself vulnerable. And she'd have had no problem continuing her betrayal because she showed no remorse at all.
I'd likely have taken it further - mabye throwing all of her stuff on the street and painting a red 'A' on the side of her car.
As for the broadcast being a fake you have to take into account that in Britain she would barely have a leg to stand on trying to take the station to court. The assistant talks about talking to all involved so they've clearly verified the story. This is bonafide and extremely funny.
haha that was amazing!!! i totally LOVE galaxy... anova classic moment..
lol why not laugh at other ppl when they CLEARLY deserve it! its not cruel.. its funni ... get over urselves nd just laff ;)
hahah legend
to 'Matt Tas':
obviously you've never had some tarty little scum bag cheat on you. the woman who got dumped deserved it.
I only wish my ex could have been dumped in the same fashion when she was cheating on me.
Absolutely fantastic stuff though!!
FUNNY SHYT YO!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
WA A GOLD DIGGA DEN ON TOP WA A DATTTTY OLD SKET!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SERVES HER RYT!!
XX AJ XX
That's a bullshit excuse.
HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?!
BRILLIANT. Just BRILLIANT
How can I download this for my mate's that don't have internet access?
Remember that it's upsetting and humiliating enough to be cheated on, but even more so, I can only imagine, when the person is cheating with someone in the office. Rumours and gossip fly and that's probably the worst feeling in the world.
She wanted to be a careless tart and she did so. And she got what she deserved.
Sorry, I lost ANY speck of sympathy I might have had for her the minute she asked how much the ring was worth.
Entertainment worthy of someone else's expense.
I can't beleive that it has taken so long to get to me!
Well, she got what she deserved!
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It's a shame to know that you can come so close to making the decision of your life with the one person you love and ask her hand in marriage and yet, such an act by her seemed so be so trivial and then, still look forward to getting married. We are all responsible for what happens to us and our environment. I hope she has just learned that for the few minutes it took it destroyed a lifetime. And for the married boss, he's not better. I wonder what they will be thinking in their old age when they look back at their life. A sad state of affairs!!
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I fink dis is da funniest thin i av listen 2 in a long time the dirty little tart deserves it i dnt think it cruel i think it spot on cheater's deserve everything comin 4 dem women
A local station used to do something similar to this, they called it "cheater's hotel" where they would offer the suspected cheater a weekend fling in Vegas, and ask what name to put on the gift basket- of course the guilty would fess up the name of their lover. It was hilarious and heartbreaking to listen to, and I think they stopped doing it because it was so disheartening. It's hard to believe that people are as promiscuous as they are...